Because nothing says "classy" better then a bottle opener on your heel. Then again if every bartender wore a pair of these, He would imagine tips would increase pretty signifcantly. See more outrageously slutty heels here...
Miu Miu your way into these cut out platform sandal heels. These have a 5" heel and a 1" platform. Another great pick up for the holidays. Miu Miu makes some pretty sweet heels, most any would be a good choice this year. Well there you have it, the FbyHe Shoes of the Week Hoilday Season. Hope you enjoyed it.
These Balmain are a bit pricing, however buckles and boots are the way to go this season. A 4.75" hidden heel and a small 0.5" covered platform, these are more style then height. Don't let these get ruined in the snow, keep them for a dry night out.
You must have some super long legs to pull of this weeks Shoe of the Week. The Stella McCartney Thigh-high faux leather boots. Half pants half boots, these are the definition of a "f*ck-me-boot." Black faux-leather thigh-high boots with a heel that measures approximately 4 inches with a 0.5 inch receded platform. The boots have a gunmetal-tone sculpted-metal heel and platform, a square toe with gunmetal trim, a folded seam detail at toe, a tonal stitch trim, a gummed panel at top and simply pull on.
Bless you if you can pull these off, as you must be some kind of goddess.
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He is giving you options this week. The ALLY Shoe Boots comes in three different colors/designs. Nubuck shoe boots with leather stacked platforms and heels. Heel approx 5". Choice of Brown, Black/Gold, and Black/Black snakeskin. He isn't usually a fan of these boot type heels, but He is willing to make an exception for these.
Even though He hates to say it because summer isn't close to being over, we have to start planning for fall. Proenza Schouler just came out with these new bad boys that are gonna be great for fall and even into winter. Available in both the grey and brown, has a classy timberland look to them. 4.5" heel and 1" platform without question enough to keep you floating above the cold wet streets. So you should probably pick up a pair of these instead of wearing ugly work boots around all fall.
As far as He is concerned, there shouldn't be a shoe worn by women that isn't a heel or a wedge during the summer.
Pick your poison so to speak. With a choice of three options Sam Edelman gives you variety. Animal print is hard to pull off but with these heels, you are garunteed success. 4.75" covered heel and 1.25" platform High heel suede platform pumps with a sparkling factor. Studs and rhinestones embellish platform and a metallic mirror decorates inside of heel. Ladies and gentlemen, your Shoe of the Week.
This summer is all about the wedges. The trick is to still find a way to be an individual and stand out from the rest of the wedge wearers. These Black PAIGE Buckle Wedges and Gray PAIGE Buckle Wedges will no doubt help you achieve the look you're going for. Also for you starters out there, buckles are pretty popular right now too. To break it down further for you, these have premium leather wedge sandal with buckle detail. Heel approx 5" no question here heel height is definitely He approved.
So He decided He would do some "charity work" today. By "charity work" He simply means helping the ArmHe out. Whenever He says that Heels should be a female requirement in life He catches some heat. Using his King sized brain, He decided that doing a vote to see what the most comfortable line of heels was would help the ArmHe be able to wear heels more frequently.
DSquared was featured as the first Shoe of the Week of 2010, and it's about time to bring them back. These BoneCrushing Heels are awesome. The heel on the top left stands 6.3" high of pure bone. Arrival on these heels won't be until September, unless of course you were lucky enough to get a hold of the first run. Pretty much the reason these are so cool, is yes they are high as hell and yes "the higher the heel the hotter the girl" but we haven't seen a heel this cool since the Empire State Building Heels.
"The Dany shoe from Jessica Simpson is truly a style statement. Heads will turn when you show off this alluring leather t-strap sandal, which stands on a soaring 5.8 inch wood heel. The Dany is bound to be a star in your shoe lineup this spring."
He hopes you can balance these two, as they both have some crazy cut outs in them. Designer Atalanta Weller doesn't have a huge collection of shoes but these two are eye catching and definitely worth mentioning. Can't just have the big name shoe designers all the time, sometime He digs deep to bring you the best.
He doesn't think so. This guy is on f*ckin fire right now (fire as in hot, not as in flaming). Anything JC puts out turns to gold, and is continuously He approved. Honestly, go browse SoleStruck and find one pair of JC that aren't sick as sh*t, you can't do it. This guy is on his game, and because of that JC just got added to team He. Want to see more JC on Fashion by He check out Week 1: JC Sparkle Heels, Week 2: JC Clogs Week 3: Wedge.
He was browsing through ASOS the other day, and found these two, but couldn't decided which to feature. Since He is King afterall, He made the bold decision to feature both, how about that.
There is something about these Dolce Vita April Heels that is eye catching to He. Black suede 5.5" heels which includes the 1.25" platform. He is pretty sure He saw someone wearing these yesterday and they looked good. Obviously this is a good pick as the black is currently sold out, leaving only the gray available right now. It might not be anything spectacular but it's something a little different.
We have been making slow but steady progress with the War on UGGs. He has gone so far to issue a statement that UGGs will Kill You. Yes this damn brand will not give up. They continue to fight. However this time, it has appeared the enemy is wounded. The ArmHe has finally hit UGGs where it hurts. Although it appears it might have been an inside hit from the UGGS side.
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