Because nothing says "classy" better then a bottle opener on your heel. Then again if every bartender wore a pair of these, He would imagine tips would increase pretty signifcantly. See more outrageously slutty heels here... -He
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Showing posts with label Bad Bad Bad. Show all posts
Not the Shoe of the Week...Bartender Heel
Because nothing says "classy" better then a bottle opener on your heel. Then again if every bartender wore a pair of these, He would imagine tips would increase pretty signifcantly. See more outrageously slutty heels here... 
You are going to Fashion Prision...
-He
Bad Fashion for Warm Weather...Deal!
Time for a new tshirt sweetheart. He thinks there might be a few holes in the one your wearing. Your shoes are gross. He does like the tight black "ass shorts," no complaints there. This look isn't even acceptable if you are going to the gym. Then again He wouldn't mind seeing outfits like this, if it meant some warm weather came along with it.-He
Guess Her Age...
15-20? 20-25? 25-30? 70-75? 75+?These are the types of shoes we see on old nurse, or old high school teachers. They are probably the most unattractive shoes in the entire world. Odds are the person wearing them will tell you they are for comfort. He says "bulsh*t" nothing is worth looking that horrible in. Anyway if He had to guess the girl wearing these shoes was 25-30, however looking at the shoes, you would easily guess she was 70+ years old. You think the shoes can make a man (or woman), well your right, they can make you look hot, or they can make you look ugly and old....Choose wisely grasshopper.
-He
Are Silly Bandz Silly?
What is the big deal with these Silly Bandz. Little kids are wearing them, grown women are wearing them, hell even guys are wearing these things all over. He is still out on the, He certainly has put any of these on, but it almost seems like a surefire way in with a girl. Best of all He doesn't hate it if chicks are wearing these, you want to get back to your young days, fine with He. Is He missing out by not getting custom Fashion by He bandz made? Now that's a brillant idea.
-He
Vote "I agree": For they are for more then just 8 year olds.
Vote "I disagree": You are a loser if you are over 8 and wear them.
Too Much, Not a Hot School Girl...
Anyone else think there is something wrong here? Black/Red plaid skirt is typically not a problem, red leggings are okay too if that's your sort of thing. But when the two reds don't matchit turns He stomach. He hopes those aren't Tevas on her feet or we are gonna have a reallll big problem.
-He
A Hat for a Hot Day...
If you need to hold the hat on your head as you walk around, its probably not the best choice of headwear. Then again He doesn't think this hat should ever be worn.
-He
NEW: Fashion by He is going to be starting a new weekly post called "HotHe of the Week" This feature will be of a person nominated by the ArmHe for having great style. He doesn't just want to see blog posts being nominated. (although some will be allowed) Try and send everyday street style pictures, or if you looked good on a night out, etc. Nominate a friend, nominate yourself, it doesn't matter. Send a picture, your name, and where you are from to fashionbyhe@gmail.com and you could find yourself as the next "HotHe of the Week."
Pants Guaranteed to Make You Ugly
As if harem pants weren't ugly enough, Tsumori Chisato had to go and take it to a whole new level. High waisted sweatpant harem pants are horrible, and there would have to be something seriously wrong with you to wear these.-He
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You Dropped Your Phone...
This is not an outfit to call attention to. Try and hang onto your phone next time. Are you a cowgirl with those boots or an amish girl with that hat?-He
Who is Ready for the Flood?
Is there some massive flood coming that Noah forgot to tell He about? He would think He would be saved, maybe this woman knows about the flood, but He doesn't think it would be too bad to see this outfit washed away.-He
Cut Out the Cut Ups...
-He
ASOS F*cked Up Again!
He is sure it is ever girls dream to get one of these Aqua Colour Block Swirl Catsuit from ASOS.Is this an outfit you wear alone? Is there something you are suppose to wear with it? For all the good ASOS does, they really screwed the pooch on this one.
-He
Fanny Pack Friday on FbyHe...
First off, Happy Birthday to Fashion by He and He. It has been one hell of a year for FbyHe and another great year for He. Thanks for the continued support and He hopes the ArmHe only grows stronger as He gets older.Back to business. Fanny Packs are a BIG NO! Yea you can carry sh*t in them and its convienent, but you look like a smuck. Unless you are trying to wear one to hide your Fupa, He really sees no eye appealing purpose to them at all.
-He
Too Much Shoulder?
-He
Excuse Me, But There's a Lion on Your Head.
Not sure what would possess someone to put animals on other peoples head, but Nahi Noda went ahead and did it anyway. Let's hope this is a one and done trend, because if He starts seeing lions, tigers and bears strolling down the streets of NYC on top of people's head, there is going to be chaos.-He
Your Fat Makes He Sick...
If you want to be fat or overweight, that is your problem. But if you are going to stick it out there for the entire world to see and point out well thats when He has to step in for counselling. Not sure that anyone no matter how goodlooking you are should be wearing this shirt, no less this whole outfit. This is another one of those what the hell were you thinking when you left your house this morning.-He
UPDATE: This picture does not do her rolls justice, for some reason He's camera has seem to removed 20 lbs of weight. Apparently He has a slimming camera.
T-Shirts and Tank Top...Never 2Gether
What is the deal with people wearing tshirts under dresses lately? He has seen this look on a growing number of ladies and He just cannot allow this continue. Hasn't anyone else picked up on this yet, the look should be called "I want to look like a ballet superstar." If this girls outfit wasn't horrible enough, she had to add some purple tights and werd ass sneakers to the mix.-He
Back Seat Windows Up...
-He
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